Movie Review: Yogi Bear

What is it with Ghostbusters and classic cartoon revivals? First there was Bill Murray in Garfield, and now Dan Aykroyd in Yogi Bear. What’s next? Harold Ramis as Penelope Pitstop?

Actually Aykroyd does a damn good Yogi impersonation in this film. And Justin Timberlake does a pretty passable Boo-Boo as well, believe or not.

The plot, such as it is, revolves around a power hungry politician attempting to sell off the Jellystone National Park in order to turn the town’s financial deficit to a surplus. I must admit that this took on a rather unforeseen satirical edge in the light of the UK governments current efforts to sell off state owned woodland.

Unfortunately I suspect there will be no smarter-than-the-average-bears to save our own precious forests.

Look, this is not a good film by any stretch of the imagination. It’s shallow, predictable, and misses the comedy mark about twice as often as it hits it. But all that aside, it’s not half as bad as I anticipated it would be. I certainly don’t think it deserves it’s 14% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. A 40% would be far more fair.

One performance that did stand out was that of the mayor, played by Andrew Daly. His running gag with the electric windows of his car made me genuinely giggle. He’s best known apparently for playing Principal Terrence Cutler in Eastbound and Down. I really must check out that show.

All in all Yogi Bear is not one of those films that you’re going to want to see if you haven’t got children. There’s nothing in here that elevates it from matinee status. But it is a movie that will give you the occasional moment of entertainment if you find yourself there with the kids, and that’s better than nothing.

Plus it’s got a 5 minute short cartoon before the main feature, which is both cool and nostalgic. Of course the cartoon is shit (it’s a unfunny CGI travesty of Roadrunner and Wile E Coyote), but I appreciate the sentiment.

I saw this movie in 2D and, after seeing it, can’t think of a single reason why you’d benefit from forking out the extra cash to see it in 3D. Just say no.

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Trailer Talk: Yogi Bear and Gnomeo and Juliet

Here are two trailers that currently have my kids very excited. I specify my kids, because to me both movies look bloody terrible.

Yogi Bear

I can’t believe it’s Dan Akroyd doing Yogi’s voice. I mean firstly, what’s the point? His voice is hardly recognisable, and it’s not like he exactly has any star drawing power these days. Surely it would have been a lot more economical for them to employ a random voice actor? It just doesn’t make sense.

Secondly – why the hell did he agree to do it anyway? I mean surely he isn’t desperate for the money. You wrote Ghostbusters and Blues Brothers for gods sake. Why sully yourself on this rubbish?

Don’t even get me started on Justin Timberlake playing Boo-Boo. I mean… ??

Unfortunately as dreadful as this movie looks I’m probably going to see this over the weekend as my son is almost incapacitated with excitement about it. Yesterday he even asked me if we could go on holiday to America so we could visit Jellystone Park. I told him we could, provided I got to visit Gotham and Metropolis too.

Gnomeo and Juliet

And if you thought Yogi Bear looked bad – this looks awful.

I mean, truly bloody awful.

Packed to the gills with famous and talented British comedians and actors, but still manages to come across in the trailer like it’s being performed by a village amateur dramatics society.

You know what, I’m probably going to end up watching this too. Remind me why I wanted to be a parent again?

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Movie Review: Tangled

There are three types of modern quality animation films.

  • Post modern culturally aware almost cynical movies e.g. Shrek
  • Movies aimed as much at adults as they are children e.g. Wall-E
  • Traditional classic storytelling e.g. Princess and The Frog

For all it’s CGI and controversy over distancing itself from the Disney Princess brand, Tangled definitely lands slap bang in the traditional animation camp – and I’m very glad it does too

Tangled is a magnificent example of Disney doing what Disney do best. Proper old fashioned quality kids entertainment. It has goodies and baddies, comedy animal sidekicks, and a cracking pace on a predictable but engaging plot. It even has musical numbers that wouldn’t feel out of place in a west end musical.

Sure, if this were made by Pixar the characters would have probably had more depth and the storyline would have been more nuanced. But that wouldn’t have necessarily made it a better film, certainly not from a child’s perspective anyhow.

Tangled was an uplifting, amusing, and very enjoyable ride from start to finish – and one I highly recommend. The role models were all positive, and the moral message spot on. Not only that but the animation was stunning, with one or two scenes being particularly breathtaking and made me almost wish we’d seen it in 3D (and you won’t find me saying that often).

But what pleases me most about the movie is that it was squarely aimed at it’s audience – kids. The adult audience was engaged by us choosing to tap into our inner child, rather than the movie affecting a forced adult dimension.

I love Pixar, don’t get me wrong – but my kids don’t. They much prefer the more classic Disney films, and there has to be something in that. We saw Tangled last night and Evan and Amy were still talking about it enthusiastically on the way to school this morning. That’s a hearty recommendation in anyone’s book.

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Movie Review: Ramona and Beezus (2010)

I don’t mind admitting it, but this movie made me cry.

Ramona and Beezus is a film based on a series of books written in the 50′s, 60′s and 70′s by Beverly Cleary. I’m not sure if they were ever as popular over here in the UK as they were in the States, but I certainly have very fond memories of reading them as a child so they must have been stocked in at least a few libraries.

The plot of the movie borrows from various books in the series, and to be honest it shows. Romana and Beezus has more sub plots than Pulp Fiction, and at times felt a little jumbled. However the chaotic nature seemed to complement rather than detract from the movie – reflecting the complexities of life within a family very nicely.

The plot and sub plots meander around the members of the Quimby family All of the stories concern simple and everyday issues, but they combine to make a portrait of a family that is delightful in it’s down to earth warmth.

Throughout the movie special focus was made on the loving and tender relationship between Ramona and her father (wonderfully played by John Corbett – who will always be Chris from Northern Exposure for me).

These scenes were done so well that I’m pretty sure that the memory of them will live on in my consciousness for a long time to come. It may have just caught me at a vulnerable moment, but I really felt the scenes that Ramona and her Dad shared were truly beautiful and I felt the tears prick behind my eyes during many of them.

Anyhow…

Selena Gomez eh? Blimey Charlie!

Actually, along with being one of the most beautiful beings on the planet I also rate Selena Gomez as a really good comedic actor as well. Of all the dross that is on the Disney Channel (and there is a lot of dross) Wizards of Waverley Place is the most tolerable. And much of the credit for that can be laid at Gomez’s feet. However Gomez was far from the star of the film. She performed ably in her supporting role, but top billing definitely goes to eleven year old Joey King who plays Ramona.

It’s a rare child star indeed who is able to take center stage in a film without appearing precocious. But at no point throughout this film did I get the urge to hurl King through a window – and that’s pretty impressive in my book.

Romona and Beezus is much more than a bland and schlocky made for TV kids movie that a casual glance at the movie poster might imply. It is a warm, witty and touching film with very strong performances, especially from it’s young lead. I heartily recommend it to anyone, but especially for those Daddy Daughter Cinema outings.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆

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I paid for my own tickets to go and see Ramona and Beezus at the cinema. And I’d do it again, too.

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TV Review – Avatar: The Last Airbender

Anyone who follows me on Miso will know that I’ve recently been going through a pretty intense Avatar: The Last Airbender addiction.

The bar for high quality kid’s cartoons has already been set very high. Shows like Batman: The Animated Series have shown that cartoons can be just as well scripted and paced as any live action show. And the increasing respect for high quality voice acting as well as innovative moves in art and design have lead to a number of shows that really shine.

However none of them can compare to the sheer brilliance of Avatar: The Last Airbender. The show is simply stunning.

The show is set in a fantasy world divided into four nations – the Water Tribes, the Earth Kingdom, the Air Nomads, and the Fire Nation. Within each nation are individuals with the power to control or “bend” the element associated with their faction. There is only one individual who is able to control all four of the elements – a Dalai Lama type character called the Avatar who is reincarnated every time he dies.

Historically the four nations were at peace, the equilibrium maintained by the Avatar. However one hundred years ago the Fire Nation treacherously rose up to conquer the other nations. The latest incarnation of the Avatar, a 12 year old boy called Aang, gets trapped in a state of suspended animation in an iceberg (along with Appa, his six legged flying bison – yup, you read that right). 100 years later he is discovered by Katara and Sokka, two siblings from the Water Tribe.

And that’s where the story starts. The show follows Aang, Katara, and Sokka as they travel the four nations preparing for and eventually facing up to the grand battle against the Fire Nation.

This show has it all. Adventure, romance, tragedy, spirituality and fantastic displays of martial arts. But above all it’s funny. In fact it’s hilarious. From broad stroked slapstick to subtle dry wit, Avatar: The Last Airbender makes you chuckle on all levels.

But the real strength of the show is it’s characters. There are far too many wonderfully intricate characters within this show to even begin to list. Even the flying six legged bison has a lovingly sketched personality. And they all grow throughout the three series. There isn’t a single reoccurring character that’s the same at the end of season 3 as they were at the beginning of season 1. And that growth is without fail logical, naturalistic, and absolutely fascinating.

This is a show aimed a kids, probably the mid teen demographic, but it is eminently watchable by adults. The creators, Michael Dante DiMartino and Brian Konietzko don’t talk down or patronize their audience, and so the fact that it was originally aimed at kids simply makes it refreshing rather than demeaning.

Stylistically Avatar: The Last Airbender is very interesting too. The show assumes a Japanese Anime mindset, yet keeps enough western sensibilities in order not to alienate those with a more mainstream pallet. Certainly I personally find much of Anime to be a little too muddy for my taste, but had no problems following what was going on with The Last Airbender.

In these days of constant repeats on children’s TV networks I do wonder how easy the show is to follow to the casual viewer. My son is currently a little young for Nickelodeon and my daughter is firmly entrenched in the Disney Channel, so I’ve not come across it yet on anything other than DVD. Avatar: The Last Airbender has plenty of stand alone episodes, but I imagine viewed out of order it could be a little confusing.

So in summery, if you haven’t seen the show yet, then I strongly advise you do. It certainly has leapt into my top 10 list, and I’d be surprised if it didn’t do the same for many of you. There has of course been a movie version of the show released recently, but from all reports that I’ve read it completely butchers the original cartoon and so I’m not going to go near it with a bargepole

I give it a 10 out of 10

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★

You can buy Avatar: The Last Airbender box sets at both amazon.com and amazon.co.uk

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Blu-ray review: The Princess and the Frog

I’ve said it before, but there is too much CGI in modern kids entertainment.

In itself I don’t object to CGI animation. In fact some of the finest films of all time were computer generated – specifically every single film produced by Pixar: Up, Wall-E, Incredibles, Monster’s Inc, Finding Nemo, the Toy Story franchise, etc etc.

But there is an art and beauty to other forms of animation that is at risk of being neglected. Would Wallace and Grommet be as charming if they were made of pixels rather than plasticine? No, they wouldn’t.

Similarly cell animation has gradually been lost from our cinema screens, which is a crying shame. And what’s worse is that it’s becoming increasingly rare on our TV screens too. It’s not on the endangered list quite yet (Look at the magnificent Phineas and Ferb for an example of exceptionally high quality cell animated contemporary kids cartoons).

In 2009 Disney released The Princess and the Frog, their first cell animated movie since 2004′s Home on the Range (a film I still haven’t seen). I imagine that Disney intended it to be a sort of experiment to see if audiences still had a taste for traditional looking animation.

It wasn’t an overwhelming success, but did make a profit once worldwide revenues were taken into account and lead to reports of Disney deciding on a policy of releasing one hand drawn movie every two years. However I’ve seen no talk of any upcoming traditionally animated releases, so we should perhaps take those reports with a pinch of salt.

So is The Princess and the Frog any good? Well yes it is.

Here’s a plot synopsis shamelessly stolen from Wikipedia:

The film’s plot concerns a prince named Naveen from the land of Maldonia, who is transformed into a frog by the evil scheming voodoo magician Dr. Facilier . The frog prince mistakes a girl named Tiana for a princess and has her kiss him to break the spell. The kiss does not break the spell, but instead turns Tiana into a frog as well. Together, the two of them must reach the good voodoo queen of the deepest, darkest part of the Bayou, Mama Odie, while befriending a trumpet-playing alligator Louis and a hopelessly romantic Cajun firefly named Ray along the way.

The Princess and the Frog is set in New Orleans, and sports a suitably jazzy soundtrack by Randy Newman. I’m a big fan of Newman and have a real fondness for both Cajun music and New Orleans style jazz and so, despite my usual distaste for musicals, it managed to get my toe tapping and head nodding throughout many of the numbers. Additionally Prince Naveen played a pretty mean ukulele throughout the film, and as we all know there is nothing that can’t be improved with a good bit of uke.

Still from The Princess and the Frog

The characters are strong and humorous. Of particular note is Tiana who, as well as being Disney’s first black lead heroine, was an incredibly positive female role model. I also was a big fan of Ray the firefly, played by Jim Cummings. I can’t remember where it was, but I recently heard someone talking about how animation studios should rely more on specialized voice actors rather than celebrities to provide voices for their movies, and this movie certainly bears this theory out. Aside from John Goodman and Anika Noni Rose there were no well know names in the cast (oh and a Oprah Winfrey cameo too).

The animation is stunning, and there are a number of scenes that are almost breathtaking. And they are all the more enjoyable for the nostalgia that the animation provokes. It all looks pretty damn special on Blu-Ray too, as crisp and vibrant as I’ve come to expect from the format. In fact I’d argue that animation is just about the perfect genre for blu-ray as get the picture quality without having to stare at the actors pores and pimples.

So any bad bits? Well, not specifically, but The Princess and the Frog doesn’t feel like it has as much, I dunno, heart as some of the older traditionally animated movies from Disney. Nor does it have that multi age range appeal that the Pixar films do. I’d think nothing of sticking Toy Story or Wall-E on the blu-ray player when the kids weren’t home, but I’d feel a bit wet doing that with The Princess and the Frog. That’s hardly a fair criticism though, as it’s not many films on this earth that can compare to a Pixar one anyhow.

So in summery, The Princess and the Frog is a welcome return to traditional animation by Disney, and one that is very worthy of joining their very impressive stable. The music is great, the animation wonderful, and the characters and plot engaging and humorous. Plus it has ukuleles in it, you don’t get much better than that.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆

If you would like to buy The Princess and the Frog then you can do so on blu-ray here
and on DVD here.

Disclaimer
I received a copy of The Princess and the Frog on blu-ray to review. I also got given a blu-ray player by Disney around a year ago in order to review their releases. However the opinions expressed in this review are honest and I have felt no pressure from Disney to provide a positive review.

Also if you buy it from one of the links I’ve given I get an extremely small kickback from Amazon

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Movie Review: The Tooth Fairy (2010)

Yesterday on Facebook I was harangued by a couple of so called “friends” for expressing the surprised opinion that despite my expectations going into the cinema, the movie “The Tooth Fairy” wasn’t half bad.

Theoretically these two people have a far more developed critical eye than I do. One, Neil, spent two years as director of photography on a long running UK TV drama (ok, ok, it was Emmerdale – but it still counts). The other, Chris, hosts my second favorite movie podcasts, Casta La Vista, and regularly reviews films with humour, intelligence, and an abundance of delightfully foul language.

Yet despite their apparent qualifications I still maintain that they are wrong. The Tooth Fairy fairly watchable, and even strays into “quite charming” territory at times.

I realise I’m swimming against the tide here. Neil and Chris aren’t alone in their dislike of the movie. The movies Rotten Tomatoes’ page say it has an overall approval rating of 17% amongst professional critics, and an average score of 4 out of 10. But I think that’s all rather harsh.

In case you’ve not come across the movie yet, the plot surrounds a minor league hockey player (The Rock) who ends up having to serve a week as a real life tooth fairy in punishment for telling his girlfriend’s daughter that the tooth fairy doesn’t exist. The overall theme of the film centers around the importance to hold onto your dreams and all that sort of thing.

The Rock (yeah, yeah, he calls himself Dwayne Johnson these days, but we all know he’s really called the Rock) is a very under rated actor in my opinion. He’s got a very healthy dollop of charisma and always manages to come across as more than just a musclebound lunkhead. And if you compare him to other wrestlers that tried their hand at acting then he suddenly starts looking like Oscar winning material. I mean I like The Princess Bride as much as the next man, but no one could describe Andre the Giant as anything other than wooden.

So the Rock accounts for himself pretty well in the movie. He plays the whole “Big tough guy in feminised role” shtick very well and with very little obvious discomfort (unlike Arnie who always sucked at it). As I say, I find the guy quite charming and a generally believable actor.

But the real highpoint for me in this film was Stephen Merchant. He’s a comedian that I really like, but unfortunately often find his partner Ricky Gervais a little grating. I very much liked his portrayal of the geeky and awkward tooth fairy probation worker, and found the scene where he squares up to him particularly amusing.

Other actors of note were Julie Andrews and Billy Crystal as tooth fairy equivalents to Bond’s M and Q respectively. I’ve seen a fair bit of criticism of these two veteran actors for doing this film, much of which coming from the guys over at Casta la Vista if I remember correctly, however as I say I feel it’s a bit unfair really. Crystal had a good part with some funny gags which I felt was more or less worthy of him. And Andrews is blandness personified in every film since The Sound of Music anyway, although my Midnight Movie Club co-host Lee may argue that 2001′s The Princess Diaries was actually her finest hour (the girly freak).

So in short I had no problem at all with the casting and performances in this film.

The plot? Meh, the plot was pretty by the numbers. A standard tale of initial cynicism turning to redemptive belief, a device more commonly found on your box standard Christmas movie. But I don’t think this is particularly a bad thing. This is a kids film and children thrive on the familiarity and security that well worn tropes provide.

So all in all The Tooth Fairy is a pretty enjoyable children’s film that I feel has been unfairly maligned by the critics. Sure it’s no Pixar movie, but then very few films are. I’d heard some very negative opinions of the film before walking into the cinema, and so my enjoyment of the movie may have been boosted by my initial low expectations. But it’s a film I’d happily add to my kid’s DVD library.

Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆

The Tooth Fairy has been out for quite a while now. We saw it at a cut price kids club showing at the local cinema. It’s released on DVD and Blu-ray in the UK on the 20th of September, but is already available on DVD and Blu-ray in the US.

This review is cross posted from Dan’s regular blog: All That Comes With It

Disclosure
We paid for our own entry (and horrifically overpriced popcorn) to watch this at the cinema. However if you buy a DVD or Blu-ray through one of the links on this post then I get a very small kickback from Amazon.

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A Lament to Stop Motion

The history of children’s TV is pretty much littered with poor quality cartoons. Bland, badly animated, derivative pap churned out in factory like conditions by an industry that doesn’t respect it’s consumers.

I’m sure some will denounce me for a heretic, but Hanna Barbara was the worst for this. Oh yes, we all get a nostalgic twinge whenever we see Scooby-Doo or Stop the Pigeon. But if you take off those rose tinted glasses and hold them up to the harsh light of adult perspective then you’ll most likely see them for the crud that they unfortunately are.

Hannah Barbara redeemed themselves somewhat in the 90′s, with clever, stylish, and witty shows like Dexter’s Laboratory, Johnny Bravo, and The Powerpuff Girls. But other companies took over the mantle of injecting cheap mass produced shit directly into our kid’s brains.

I’ve been noticing a very alarming trend recently. Shows aimed at pre-schoolers that I have previously respected such as Fireman Sam and Thomas the Tank Engine are slowly taking a nose dive into mediocracy.

The problem isn’t in the writing. Fireman Sam’s is still pretty good – a hefty dollop of fire safety combined with a couple of stock comedy characters. Thomas the Tank Engine is rather more dubious, but then again it always has been (see this post by Dad Who Writes for an intelligent take on problems with Thomas)

What has changed with these two programs is that they have switched from being lovingly crafted using beautifully made models and painstaking stop motion animation to being churned out in box standard, mundane, noticeably cheap CGI.

oldnewfire

Bah.

My siblings and I were once given a personal tour of Cosgrove Hall Studios by a friend of my father’s who worked there. To be honest it was one of the most memorable days of my childhood. We talked to a chap who was in the middle of drawing a Count Duckula episode, got to handle the models from Cholton and the Wheelies, and saw a lot of original cells from Jamie and the Magic Torch.

But the thing that looms largest in my memory was seeing the sets and the models for Wind in the Willows. I remember being struck almost dumb but how intricate and beautiful they were. The model makers and animators involved with those shows were true artists, in the purest sense of the term.

Now compare and contrast with Chuggington. Or Underground Ernie. Or the very worst culprit, Noddy. You see the difference?

As I say – bland badly animated derivative pap churned out in factory like conditions by an industry that doesn’t respect it’s consumers.

I’m not saying computer animation can’t be art. Just look at Pixar. We recently got UP and Toy Story 1 & 2 to review on Blu-Ray, and all three are wonderful. Up in particular was stunning, and arguably the best film of 2009, animation or not. I’m going to review them properly at a later date – but all three movies show that CGI animation can be high quality and full of artistic merit.

But that’s not the case with Fireman Sam and Thomas. They are complete pants. Which makes me sad, because they used to be full to the brim with quality animation.

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Blu-Ray review: Bolt

When boiled down to it’s elements Bolt is made of the same ingredients as Beverly Hills Chihuahua. The protagonist is a dog which has been ripped out of it’s comfort zone, the sidekick a reluctant and world weary ally, the plot surrounds the hero’s efforts to get back to it’s owners (in LA no less), and there is a strong motif of “finding your bark” running through both films.

But the difference is, Bolt works.

The story is well paced, the protagonists sympathetic, the comedy funny, and the tragedy poignant. Sure, it doesn’t break any molds as far as plot goes; but it’s a kids film, it doesn’t need to. It’s story of love lost and then regained, an archetypical tale that never goes stale.

To steal a synopsis from the mighty Wikipedia:

The film’s plot centers on a small white dog named Bolt who, having spent his entire life on the set of a television series, thinks that he has super powers. When he believes that his human, Penny, has been kidnapped, he sets out on a cross-country journey to “rescue” her.

The vocal acting was very good. I was particularly taken by Mark Walton as Rhino the hamster, but even have to give a grudging nod of respect to the normally excruciating Miley Cyrus who portrayed Penny, Bolt’s owner, excellently.

And the animation? Well I must admit that I approached the movie expecting something a little under par. Despite being a Disney film, Bolt did not have any input from Pixar studios and so I wasn’t anticipating anything overly spectacular. Other non Pixar CGI films include Chicken Little and Meet the Robinsons which, while they were perfectly acceptable, didn’t really raise the bar as far as moving the genre of CGI forward.

But the animation in Bolt was spectacular. It could have something to do with the Blu-ray but blimey, the first ten minutes of the movie really took my breath away. it wasn’t so much the rendering of the character’s themselves (although they were great), but the backgrounds. Wonderfully realistic textures that meshed exquisitely with the main action. The cinematography was pretty damn good too. Visually the movie was very satisfying.

I’ve read a few negative reviews from my fellow Disney reviewers criticizing the movie for being overly melancholic and even a bit hypocritical (the villains of the piece being a large money driven movie studio, a bit like Disney in fact). To them I say a respectful pish and piffle. Bolt’s a great film, a bit sad in places true and there is a certain irony to it if you’re in a cynical enough mood. But it’s overwhelming message is that of doing the best you can with what you’ve got, and that seems a good enough thing to be teaching my kids to me.

Disclaimer
I received a copy of Bolt on blu-ray to review. I also got given a blu-ray player by Disney around a year ago in order to review their releases. However the opinions expressed in this review are honest and I have felt no pressure from Disney to provide a positive review.

Also if you buy it from one of the links I’ve given I get an extremely small kickback from Amazon

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Blu-ray review: Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Just why the commissioning producers thought that that a film entitled Beverly Hills Chihuahua would draw in an audience is a mystery to me. The very prospect of watching it instilled me with dread as I put the disk into the Blu-ray machine and I’m sure I wouldn’t be alone in that.

Other films in the talking animals genre feature cute animals like pigs (Babe) or parrots (Paulie), and of course Dalmatians (Full Metal Jacket). Chihuahuas however are not cute, they are pretty much repellent as is the vacuous celebrity culture that appears to have adopted them.

So, perhaps unfairly, this film had quite a bit of ground to make up with me even before it started.

So did it pluckily beat the odds and win over the sullen heart of this cold blooded cynic?

Well no, not really.

It was OK I suppose. The acting was reasonable and some of the characters were entertaining, if not a little by-the-numbers( I’m always a sucker for the gruff veteran with a heart of gold and took a particular shine to Delgado, an ex German Shepard police-dog voiced by Andy Garcia).

The plot is your basic fish out of water story, with spoiled Chihuahua Cloe (voiced by Drew Barrymore) getting lost in Mexico and finding her way home whilst being pursued by an evil dog-fighter and his demonic doberman El Diablo (voiced by Admiral Adama from Battlestar Galactica interestingly enough). There are no surprises and no upsets in the story line, which to be honest is fine. Well worn plots are like well worn footpaths; they are worn because they are pleasant to follow. The thing I object to is the lack of humor in the piece.

On the odd occasion Kerry cracked a smile, but I was pretty stoney faced through the whole affair. The obligatory comedy duo was present (in the guise of a rat and an iguana voiced by Cheech Marin and Paul Rodriguez ), but were underused and ineffectual.

But my main issue with the film was that I just couldn’t get over my distaste for the core conceit of having a Chihuahua as the central character. So to be fair the film never really stood a chance with me. If you’re into yappy little dogs that look like rats but without the charm, then you never know, this film may hit all your buttons.

Scanning through other reviews on the internet I noticed that many people were critical of the movies stereotypical treatment of Mexico. This surprised me as I really didn’t pick up on that at all, in fact I thought the movie was relatively enlightened. A fair proportion of the dialogue was in Spanish, and the main human character’s prejudices against Mexicans were held up and challenged quite early on in the film. The Mexican police in particular were treated as being competent and modern rather than unsophisticated idiots from a third world country as I’ve seen in other movies. Of course I’m no expert in these things, Mexican stereotyping is probably a lot more basic here in the UK than I imagine it is in the States. I find the further you get away from a country the more unsubtle and broad your archetypes surrounding that place become. Our racial stereotypes of the Scottish are a lot more intricate and refined than those we hold about Eskimos for example.

As always with movies I’ve seen on blu-ray, the picture quality was excellent. The only criticism I have is the length of time it takes to actually start playing, but that’s the same with all of the discs I’ve used and I imagine is something to do with the sheer amount of information that’s stored on it. I’m sure that will improve as time and the technology moves forward

You can buy the Beverly Hills Chihuahua Blu-ray for about £15 on amazon.co.uk. Amazon also do a pretty good range of Blu-ray players as well should you fancy one.

Disclaimer
I received a copy of Beverly Hills Chihuahua on blu-ray to review. I also got given a blu-ray player by Disney around a year ago in order to review their releases. However the opinions expressed in this review are honest and I have felt no pressure from Disney to provide a positive review.

Also if you buy it from one of the links I’ve given I get an extremely small kickback from Amazon. I advise you don’t though.

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